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Get Your COVID-19 Apocalypse Kit
Apocalypse Herbal Health Kit
FREE Shipping in Canada & United States - Use Coupon Code "COVID-19"
Special Treat For Victoria , BC Locals - If you want to pick up your order form our temporary drop location in Langford (open daily), or at the Esquimalt Farmers Market (bi-weekly) you will receive 20% off your Kit. Use Coupon Code "Covid-Pickup" and select "pickup" at checkout.
WHAT IS YOUR APOCALYPSE KIT?
Sicky Cider: Daily vinegar tonic to boost your immune. Made with horseradish, ginger rosemary, oregano, parsley, jalapeno pepper, garlic, onion, echinacea, burdock rt, nettles, unpasteurized honey, vitamin C.
Thieves Spray: As the story goes, during the height of the Bubonic plague, four thieves became famous for robbing the infected dead – yet never caught the plague themselves. People were stunned that these thieves were able to touch the bodies and remain healthy, as the plague was highly contagious. That is how it got its name, Thieves, and prowess. Truth is these herbs are all great antibacterial disinfectants. This is a great products to keep on hand. Use Thieves oil as a natural disinfectant around your home. It’s great for wiping down counters, cleaning toys, purifying the air, removing stale odors, freshening trash cans and gym bags.
IF YOU WISH TO PICK DIFFERENT TEA FLAVORS FOR YOUR KIT, LET US KNOW WHICH ONES IN THE *NOTES AT CHECKOUT.
These are our suggestions
Hangover Tea: High nutrient herbal tea blend. No caffeine
Tea For Sad People: An uplifting herbal tea blend that supports the nervous system but does not make you sleepy. No Caffeine.
Nerve & Stress Tea: Herbal Tea blend to help calm the nerves. Great before bedtime.
Apocalypse Love Kit
FREE Shipping In Canada & The USA - Use Coupon Code "COVID-19"
Special Treat For Victoria , BC Locals - If you want to pick up your order form our temporary drop location in Langford (open daily), or at the Esquimalt Farmers Market (bi-weekly) you will receive 20% off your Kit. Use Coupon Code "Covid-Pickup" and select "pickup" at checkout.
Apocalypse LOVE Kit Contains:
Stroke IT: Natural sex lube. Your choice of Super Menthol or Original. Use it alone or with a partner. Simply the best lubricant. Does not get sticky or dry. Contains antibacterial herbs and all natural ingredients.
(Oil based products are not safe for use with condoms)
Hangover Tea: Rooibos blend with nettles, ginger, dandelion root, fennel and more! Caffeine Free.High in minerals, alkaline, nourishing and delicious. Contains absolutely no fragrances or flavourings - Just plants!!
A great coffee replacement in the morning. This tea was originally called Multivitamin Breakfast Blend but over time, friends nicknamed this delicious tea the "Hangover Cure".
1/2 Pint Canister
(40 cups / 80 servings if steeped twice)
Ice Queen Nipple Gel: Menthol edible gel for fun nipple play.
Organic Ingredients * Edible *Sugar Free
Perky nipples! Knockout ice-tingling sensation! Incredible minty taste! Enhance your sexual experience!
Apply to nipples, behind your earlobes, back of the neck, collar bone or inner thigh. Blow on the Icy areas, lick and kiss! Oh la la!
Oral SEX! Use a small amount of Ice Queen Nipple Gel in your mouth for oral sex, and enjoy a more erotic experience.
Apocalypse Herbal Tea Kit
FREE Shipping In Canada & The USA -Use Coupon Code "COVID-19"
Want to personalise your kit?
Tell me which 3 teas you want in the section called *NOTES at checkout.
Special Treat For Victoria , BC Locals - If you want to pick up your order form our temporary drop location in Langford (open daily), or at the Esquimalt Farmers Market (bi-weekly) you will receive 20% off your Kit. Use Coupon Code "Covid-Pickup" and select "pickup" at checkout.
Each tin of tea contains approx. 40 -60 cups of tea. 1 tsp, per cup. WOWZZZERS!
Packaged as a loose leaf tea for optimum freshness and quality.
THESE ARE THE SUGGESTED PICKS FOR YOUR KIT:
Rootbeer Tea - Made from the traditional herbs used in making old fashioned Rootbeer soda. Sassafras, sarsaparilla, ginger, coriander and more!
Contains absolutely no fragrances or flavourings - Just plants!! NO SUGAR! NO CAFFEINE! Liver tonic herbs
- 1/2 pint canister contains 40-60 cups of tea.
Dinner Mint Tea - Unique blend of mints, ginger, fennel & marshmallow root. Contains absolutely no fragrances or flavourings - Just plants!! NO Caffeine! NO Sugar!
Great for after dinner digestion & travel sickness. A popular choice for some of our Signature Cocktail Recipes like the "After 8" - see recipe page.
- 1/2 Pint Canister (40 cups / 80 servings if steeped twice)
Nerve & Stress Tea - Chamomile, St. John's Wort, Lemon Balm and more. Contains absolutely no fragrances or flavourings - Just plants!!
Gentle night time tea. Calming aid.
- Tip: For a restless baby try making a tea bath. Make a strong tea by steeping a pot of tea for 20 min then add it to the baby’s bath water. For a bigger child soak a cloth in the tea and put it on their forehead.
- 1/2 Pint tin.
- Air tight containers for maximum freshness and protection from the light. (40 cups / 80 servings if steeped twice)
- 1/2 Pint Canister (40 cups / 80 servings if steeped twice)
Apocalypse Party Kit
FREE Shipping In Canada & The USA - Use Coupon Code "COVID-19"
Special Treat For Victoria , BC Locals - If you want to pick up your order form our temporary drop location in Langford (open daily), or at the Esquimalt Farmers Market (bi-weekly) you will receive 20% off your Kit. Use Coupon Code "Covid-Pickup" and select "pickup" at checkout.
Apocalypse Party Kit Contains:
2 Individual Trance Tonic Kits - Become a Zombie for a day. Trance Tonic Elixir will only work for those who are pure of heart. It is a powerful magic, energizing and heightening your sexual fire. Herbs are prepared in a base of absinthe.
Possible Side Effects!!
You may experience erections, tingling and itching all over, heart palpitations, hallucinations, vomiting and more.
Its a good time!~
Please email for more detailed instructions, an ingredient list and additional information before taking.
Do not use if you have high blood pressure, pregnant or under 19 years of age.
Snake Oil, 100ML Bottle - Brings you MONEY, LUCK, POWER AND LOVE.
This fragrant thick massage oil should be generously rubbed all over the parts you can't reach. Place a thumb print on your third eye. Do not put it on your genitals!
*No snakes were harmed in the making of this product.
Earthy fragrances of sandalwood, eucalyptus, camphor and capsicum.
Highly recommended Add-On to this kit is Original Stroke IT ! .... and a Hangover Tea
Stay At Home, Practice Self Care & Support Small Business...
All From The Comfort Of Your Home!
Local No Contact Order Pick Up is available
Downtown and Langford
Exciting News - Our Online Store Is Up And Running!
There is lots of stock and an eagerness to help you through this difficult time. Keep your home prepared with things that will help protect, nourish and pamper you during the Covid Lockdown. I will be gathering orders and processing shipments daily during the week to ensure you're not waiting too long for your order to arrive! You can now purchase your products right from the comfort of your own home and have them conveniently shipped to your front door or arrange a pick up (Downtown or Langford). See Below for door to door delivery box selections.
* Please note, any workshops have been postponed indefinitely due to the fact we are just unsure how long group activity will remain closed for the Covid-19 crisis! - Thank you for your understanding. Stay safe!
Apocalypse Kits. Order Yours Now!
FREE Shipping In Canada & The USA
for ALL Apocalypse Kits
Use Coupon Code - "COVID-19"
Local Pick Up Use Coupon Code - "Covid-Pickup" for 20% off Apocalypse Kits
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